My virtual book tour for Confessions of a Geriatric Prom Queen starts today and I’m featured at #FeedArt – The Dangerous Lee Network with my book excerpt Take Two – a Movie Shoot with an Amateur Director.
Take Two – A Movie Shoot with an Amateur Director
Milton called from Best Buy, all exited, “Baby, have I got a surprise for you,” he said in his sexiest voice, “I finally bought it. You are going to love my new Sony, DCR 108 Camcorder with 40X optical zoom. Put on something really sexy. I’m coming to try it out on you.
I felt very lucky to have a man in my life who turned me on with his knowledge of megabytes, megahertz, Blackberries, iPods, iPhones, Kindles, Nooks and what they could do to make our lives more youthful.
I tore off my gray work-out sweats and jumped in the shower. Like a speeded-up old movie, I washed my hair, shaved my legs, dusted myself with powder, smeared myself with lotion and sprayed myself with White Diamond cologne.
I put on new black lace nightie and cut off Victoria’s Secret tag, size L. Over it, I draped a sheer, slightly faded negligee I pulled from the bottom dresser drawer of my still-hopeful chest.
The door chimes rang. I smeared pale gloss over my lips and blush over my cheeks. I slipped into my strappy high-heeled sandals and almost tripped on the negligee as I rushed to open the door. There stood Milton, the 68-year-old short and stocky Romeo I had met at a senior center Zumba class. He swept me into a warm and passionate embrace, which I hoped would not mess up my hair or makeup before the “shoot.”
“We are about to make our own jerk – off flick,” he joked with a mischievous glint in his eyes.
About The Dangerous Lee Network
In 2013, The Dangerous Lee Network (now the #FeedArt Network) ranked in the top 11,000 websites in the U.S. That same year the network received 3 million views.
Content from the network has been featured on The TODAY Show with Kathie Lee & Hoda, has been nominated for four Black Weblog Awards and selected as a Top Fashion Blog to follow in 2013 and 2014.
Dangerous Lee is also an artist and the author of the Amazon best-selling safe sex erotica anthology, “Keep Your Panties Up and Your Skirt Down” and an eBook on the effects of colorism, The Half Series: When Black People Look White.